Well, technically, in my case the chicken did. I cooked it first. Then I cooked the eggs. Because eggs cook super fast, chicken takes way longer. But then again, I ate them at the SAME TIME so it personified the perpetual relationship of the chicken circle of life (I'm trying to be philosophical.) Chicken makes egg, egg hatches chicken, chicken is caged, PETA fights for chicken rights, chicken is still slaughtered, and we all still eat chicken for tons of meals and it tastes the same whether it was in a cage or roaming free on the range.
BOOM.
Circle of life.
Actually I just wanted to use the word 'perpetual' and that was a perfect opportunity.
Anyway this is what I made myself for dinner:
A chicken and egg burrito with honey-mustard-barbeque sauce.
It was really good actually!
While the chicken was cooking I found a dead millipede as I was sweeping the floor and I picked him up and threw him in my burrito and ATE EM! THE AUSTRALIAN WAY!
Australian Pest Control since 1997, still going strong to this day. YEEHAW.
1 comment:
Ummmmmm..... Millipedes are supposed to have a rather bitter taste and not taste licorice-ey as previously believed....
Just sayin'
Love, Pops
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