For Mom, Trevor, & Annie

Alright I already wrote this post once and it somehow got deleted so it probably wont be as funny the second time writing it all out from scratch but here goes....

You think I'M a pig? You think living with ME is bad?

You guys would have a (stickball) FIELD DAY with my roommates. They are disgusting.

Since I have lived here I am the only one that takes out the trash. I honestly think they would just let it overflow, or Oscar might decide to move in because it looks so inviting and trashy.

The kitchen is always a mess. I've cleaned the microwave TWICE and yet every time I go back to use it, it's disgusting and dirty-- coated in filth and grime, crusted sauce... The counters are covered in crumbs and more crusted sauce, there is always a pile of dishes in and around the sink. The sponges in the sink look like they have been in use for AT LEAST a year and are the color of poop brown (used to be yellow...) I literally watched Michelle scrub something on the floor with it the other day (because she spilled something on her pants so she wiped the floor in that one small area also) then watched poor Kieran clean his dishes with the same sponge the next day.... BARF.

The bathroom.... oh sorry, I just got chills thinking about it... is covered in hair. MENS HAIR. short. mens. hair. (DAMN IT MUFASA SHED SOMEWHERE ELSE!) and even some curly hairs... I'll let you do the math there...
Theres a toothbrush next to some men's body wash in the shower and I literally saw a bug crawling on it yesterday when I took a shower.

Its revolting. I can't stand it. I took the bus to the mall today to buy cleaning supplies, a small vacuum, more sponges, air spray, clorox wipes, and a the team of cleaners from HOARDERS but when I got to the mall it was closed...It closes at 5 (DAMN IT)

So I'm stuck to live in filth for the time being.

My point to the story is this.... IM NOT THAT BAD! THERE ARE WORSE PEOPLE THAN ME! Bet you guys never thought I would be the cleanest one in a house eh??

WELLYOUREWRONG! HA!